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im high as fuck

— 14 hours ago



Just for you, Chief. 

reblargging this

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— 18 hours ago with 27559 notes


when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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— 18 hours ago with 180772 notes




When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…

im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

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— 18 hours ago with 282379 notes

First grocery shopping experience!


First grocery shopping experience!

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— 19 hours ago with 32744 notes


MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

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— 1 day ago with 87722 notes